Temazcal Moderno

    

Temazcal Moderno

     It has been about two weeks since I had my last cigarette. The physical pains have already gone. But, I think, the mental dependence on cigarettes; the forced break, the social ritual, the excuse to escape, these spaces of time are hard to fill. My answer: I have been cleaning everything.





  
     I washed all my clothing, I washed my car, I have been brushing my teeth as if I were shining rare pearls, I shaved, I cleaned my nasal passage with a Nettie pot( I nasal douched!), and I went to, “el vapor” one of my favorite, uniquely Mexican, ways of getting really, really clean.

       
     In Oaxaca, a well known ancient tradition, and tourist trap is the temazcal. Temazcal means literally in the Nahuatl language, house of vapor (casa del vapor). I attended a temazcal once, not my best experience. The temazcalera, the guide, she passed out from what I believe was carbon monoxide poisoning and we all left with headaches.

     


     I prefer Oaxaca’s lesser known, more modern version of the temazcal, “el vapor.”  Los Vapores are steam room/shower houses where for 70 pesos/ 6 dollars, individual(a little less then double that for a couple). You rent not just one steam room but three little rooms for an hour. 

    
     There you can buy, if you didn’t bring with you; water, soap, razors, beer, even mezcal. After you pay, the cashier hands you two incredibly crisp, clean white sheets and a towel, then rings a bell. A man appears and shows you to your private rooms. He leaves and you lock the door to prepare for your deep cleaning.

    

    The rooms are covered in ceramic tiles. The first has a sink and a massage table, where one of your sheets can be put to use. You open another door to the shower room. There are two different showers: the first operated by a chain with a handle, you feel like Darwin doing hydrotherapy, an industrial washing, incredibly powerful, large quantities of cold water shower down. The other shower has a hot water option. You stand on a metal platform like you would a scale and piping hot water rushes out.
    
     But the real reason to go to el vapor is the last room, the steam room. This business of banos/vapores are often a side-business run in conjunction with a dry cleaning place to share the huge industrial boilers.
     
    

     You open the door into the steam room and there are some pipes with a lever in the corner. You crack the lever and there is a throaty gurgle and then like a locomotive’s whistle hot steam hisses into the room.
    

   The first time I went to a vapor I naively opened this valve all the way. The steam came bellowing out so fast that I when I sat down, I was disoriented and could not even see the valve I had just opened. I felt my way along the wall, eyes burning and lungs full of steam. I eventually shut the steam off, more respectful of the industrial boiler powering the impressive steam.
    
    I think this potential for self injury, the piping hot pipes, the scalding steam, prevents this type of business from being feasible in the United States. Insurance companies wouldn’t allow it. But the control of how much steam you want and when you want it is what I like about these places.

    Here are some tips if this deep cleaning, pore opening experience appeals to you.  Bring a huge bottle of water.  Bring your expensive toiletries. Buy a little bit of eucalyptus oil (not sold there) or bring some fresh eucayptus leaves with you to open your lungs. Going as a couple? Bring a little massage oil!


   There are two vapores that I know of in the city. One downtown on Reforma,  http://oaxaca.infored.com.mx/18787/Banos-Reforma.html and another one near the Periferico. Both have similar hours 6am- 6pm. 


    I hope you enjoy and please leave comments and advice.  I am intrested in feed-back.
Also today I am going to the vapores to take some pictures that I will post here.


Check out this link to one of Oaxaca's lesser known parks: http://cafecosecha.blogspot.com/2010/11/parque-colosio.html


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